when everyone u know is invited to something except for u
what does rofl stand for
rise our father lucifer
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u jelly beans and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?